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Mysteriously, the GQ list has now shrunk to just eight people, with two people missing — Xi Jinping and King Vajiralongkorn. There has been no explanation from GQ about why they suddenly vanished from the list.

GQ's worst-dressed men of 2020

By GQ5 December 2019

From Donald Trump to Jacob Rees-Mogg, presenting our list of the worst-dressed men in the world

On the whole, men dress so much better than they did 20 years ago. The ascent of Instagram (AKA self-reflexive central) and, of course, magazines such as GQ mean we are better informed about style than we’ve ever been. But not these men. Either by accident, design or simply because they’re so obnoxious they think it’s beneath them to make an effort with their wardrobes, all the men here have a sense (or lack thereof) of dress that needs to be named and shamed.

1/8

Dominic Cummings

Nondescript sports hoodie and jeans that deserve an asbo combined with that ubiquitous Home Counties fleece vest: why does Boris Johnson’s political disruptor dress like an unlicensed cab driver? Whatever the reason, we wish he would prorogue himself out of public life.

2/8

Mark Zuckerberg

It turns out that the destroyer of privacy and hoarder of our data looks just as bad in a suit as he does in his drab uniform of grey T-shirt and hoodie. Android chic is not a vibe.

3/8

Dan Bilzerian

The short shorts, skintight T-shirts, ripped body and great big beard combo is surprisingly “Old Compton Street circa 1999” for the internet’s chief proponent of toxic masculinity. Less “Me Too”, more “no thanks”. Bye-bye, Bilzerian.

4/8

David Solomon

The Goldman Sachs CEO, David Solomon, recently relaxed the dress code to accommodate a more laid-back style (read: fintech fleeces). But it’s his side hustle as DJ D-Sol where he really lets loose in T-shirts and baseball caps. Did someone say “grandad at the disco”?

5/8

Cristiano Ronaldo

Owner of possibly the worst jeans we have ever seen – bleached, ripped, skintight monstrosities – combined with hair slickened with so much gel that it looks as though it might self-immolate at any moment. Two yellow card style offences mean a sending off.

6/8

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Apparently, Jacob Rees-Mogg has his suits made by a Savile Row tailor. If that’s true, why does he persist in looking like a haunted pencil? He could also learn a thing or two about proper deportment, as demonstrated by his abhorrently horizontal behaviour in parliament.

7/8

Neymar

Top Brazilian football cheat Neymar changes his hairstyle with about the same regularity as he dives and writhes in mock agony on the pitch. Unlike his feigned injuries, the pain of having to see such terrible hair (such as his dyed-blond spaghetti-like mop) is very real.

8/8

Donald Trump

A sad and sorry perennial fixture on this list, he even managed to screw up white tie (the most prescriptive style of dress) when visiting the Queen, with coat sleeves down to his thumbs and a huge white waistcoat that reached below his jacket. Still, his hair and orange tan make a good Halloween outfit. Children will run screaming.